"The truth ain't like puppies"

I was watching an episode of Pushing Daisies at ABC.com, and I heard one of those lines that you forget about, but once you remember you realize that you absolutely love it. I would embed the clip, but, ABC's player has yet to have a Hulu-like "embed what you want!" function. ABC is overhauling their video player late this year, so perhaps it will be available then. Until then, you'll have to do without Chi McBride's amazing delivery and settle for my dry transcript:

"The truth ain't like puppies, a bunch of them running around, you pick your favorite. One truth."