(Originally published on Collegtiate on TV, March 19, 2008. Written by me, so, I cross-published it with my permission.)
Have you ever wondered what it is like to be at a taping of a late-night
talk show? Wonder no more. A few days ago I was able to attend a taping
of CBS' Late Show with David Letterman
in New York City. (Not a perk of having this job, mind you. It came
about through a "lucky coincidence.") So here is my painstakingly
detailed account of the show, from start to finish.
I was walking
along Broadway (I know... be jealous) and I walked past the Ed Sullivan
Theater, where I saw a sign for "free tickets" to attend a taping of Letterman. I thought, well, I'm in town for a few days, why not?
So I went in, and I gave them my name and contact information, which
they then put into a lottery. They said that if my name was drawn, they
would give me a call to let me know.
So I went on throughout the
day, doing various stuff. (I was in NYC with other Collegiate editors
for a journalism conference, so I was in lecture for the afternoon)
Later, after a speech, I checked my phone and lo and behold, I had a
voicemail telling me I had won the lottery! (For the Late Show,
that is.) So I called back, we exchanged more contact information, and
they told me to be at the theater between 4:30 and 5:30 on Monday.
Come
Monday, I arrived back at the theater lobby at approximately 5:25 to
get my ticket. (Long story on why so late... It involved subways and
tours that say they are 1-hour, when they are, in fact, 2-hours long.)
They then said to come back to the theater at 6:15. So, I did.
Obviously. Because a column on how I didn't see a show could be kind of
boring.
Come 6:15, I was standing in ropes to be seated. They had
assistants, staffers, interns, whoever, talk to the crowds to warm them
up. (Terrifically awesome people, I should add. They were all extremely
nice, charming, and funny.) They explained to us that the show has no laugh track, so we
needed to laugh at everything. And that the more we laughed, the better
the show would be, because then Letterman would know it was going well
and would be more comfortable on stage. (Fair enough...) They then began
to randomly seat people (and boy, was it random!). I got in to my seat
maybe at 6:40, 6:45. I got a balcony seat, which was still okay, because
the Ed Sullivan Theater is pretty small in person. Those wide-angle
lens on the cameras really do help create the impression that the stage
is really big.
Also, the set is a big brighter in person than
comes across on the broadcast. The blue on the set were, in person, this
brilliant color that I can only describe as Disney Store-blue.
They
had their in-house comedian come out and give his own little monologue
to warm the crowd up. It had topical humor, which surprised me, because
I've heard most in-house comedians just repeat the same act. Over. And.
Over. So he warmed us up, the band warmed up, and everybody took their
places. A few minutes before the show starts, Letterman likes to come
out and talk to the audience for a bit.
Remember how Letterman
had heart surgery, and who knows what other health ailments? And he's
starting to get up there in age, too. Not old, really, but, he's aging.
Well, when it came time for him to come out on to stage and talk to the
audience, Letterman RAN on to
the set. In one or two bounds, he was there. He is amazingly spry for
his age! He didn't have much time to talk to us, about two minutes, then
he had to go backstage and wait for the curtain to rise for the show.
You
know how you see the graphics on TV when you watch the show? All over
the audience are TV monitors that show you the graphics and the camera,
as it will appear on broadcast. So you are not only seeing the show on
stage, but you can also watch it on TV, before it actually airs on TV.
Interestingly enough, and I don't know why I never thought about this before, but they do
edit the show for time during broadcast. The show taped on Monday, but
aired on Wednesday. Monday was St. Patrick's Day, but it obviously
wasn't on Wednesday. When Letterman came out for the show, I was almost positive
he made a joke about how "it still feels like it's St. Patrick's Day."
Which was funny for the audience, because we were in on the joke. But
either that joke was during the warm-up, or it was too "inside joke" for
national television.
Another broadcast edit - and this is a major one - was during the Top 10 list with the cast of Battlestar Galactica.
When Letterman was introducing Lieutenant Sharon Valeri, he messed up
on the pronunciation of "Valeri" and kept trying to say it in different
ways. It was fun, it was cute, and the actress seemed to take it in good
spirits. And after the Top 10, Dave made another joke about him trying
to pronounce the name. But, for whatever reasons, that was cut from
broadcast as well.
Watching the show in the audience, I won't
lie, made the show feel like it was just flying by extremely fast. On
TV, the Brooke Shields interview lasted a good long while. But in
person, it felt like just two minutes and that was that. (Another
editing thing: I'm not sure, but that monkey clip may have been longer... Brooke made a joke about "her role" as the woman being attacked by a monkey)
One tough thing is making
yourself laugh for all of the jokes, or when you think people should
laugh. Because I know when I was TV, the most I'll usually emote is a
chuckle or a smile. But here, you had to laugh, because you had the microphones in front of you, you know?)
Did
you know that the background can move? Bridges, lights, everything.
Behind the skyline is a screen, which hides the band equipment. During
the long commercial break before the guest band plays, the skyline is
quickly moved, the band set up, and the set put back as quickly as
possible.
What about during the other commercial breaks?
you ask. Not much happens! The band plays, a video montage of crazy
Letterman stunts plays on the monitors, and Letterman & crew go over
stage notes, interview questions or whatever else needs to be
discussed.
And as soon as the show was over, we all left. On the
main stage, there are three main doors to exit. Well, people would flock
to just one of the three. So
the assistants kept saying "you can leave through this door, too!" but
then the whole crowd would move to just THAT door. One person said
people were like "lemmings" that night, and, it was hilariously true. (I
can report that I was told I was not one, thank you very much.)
If you missed Wednesday night's show, you can read a full recap of it here. And I have to say, considering I chose to recap Lipstick Jungle
for this blog because it was something unique, different and unusual
for me - and then wound up hating the show - it is pretty funny that I
wound up seeing Brooke Shields
in person. (I should remind everyone that my problem has always been
with the writing, not the actors... The actors are usually the only good
thing I have to say about the episodes.)
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my unnecessarily long and detailed report.
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