New Feature: "Quotable"

Today, we're premiering a new feature here at Epsilon: Quotable. As you might imagine, we're just going to take a few funny quotes that we've found across the web and post them here. I'll work up a system in the future for easy access to all the posted quotes. It'll probably be similar to TDI's Special Features Archive. (or maybe I'll just simulcast that archive!) So go ahead, enjoy something Quotable!

"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile." - George Burns

"Buy land. They've stopped making it." - Mark Twain

"I get to go to alot of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

"I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting." - Mel Brooks

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - actress Alicia Silverstone