A Note to Athletic Bicyclist

NOTE: No, you can't go 35 mph. And no, the road isn't meant for you. It's meant for motor vehicles who can keep up to speed! The sidewalk is for people and non-motor vehicles. Didn't you learn that in driver's education class?

But please, if you're going to insist that you're in the same class as a car, truck, and SUV, and if you insist that you can mantain a speed of 35 mph, please don't play pretend during RUSH HOUR.

Thank you! ^_^