Why Do I Have Smart (Junk) Mail?

The picture above is very typical for my junk mail folder in my main e-mail account. (You may want to click to enlarge... That picture isn't very big) I get stock picks, I get business loan approvals (?!), I get offers for small business products. All without me even asking for them. Most people complain about getting junk mail for *supplements* and *sites*, but no, I'm complaining about getting way too many stock offers and loan approvals.

It's a good thing that this is something that irritates me, right? There are so many worse things that I could be plagued with. But still, it's very amusing to get junk mail like this.