Epsilon's New Mascot

Here at the Epsilon Institute, we have a new mascot. Sure, it's slightly cliche to have a popular animal as a mascot. How many times have you seen bears in commercials? More times than you want to count, I'm sure! But this is no ordinary bear. This bear blesses people. Folks, I have discovered the Pope of the animal kingdom. From his cozy perch above everyone else, he lifts his paw up and down, brining peace and comfort to millions across the nation. Folks, I present to you our new mascot, Pope Ursus Alexander III.

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