Mary Worth Becomes a Sad Buddha

She's in Vietnam. Mary Worth is actually in Vietnam. She's in Hanoi's Peace Village, looking for her sweetheart, Dr. Jeff Cory, the man of her affection that she hasn't seen in who knows how long. And I'm not even sure they write, or call. I'm not entirely convinced that he actually like's her. I think it's more of a crush on Mary's part, to be truthful. But I'm more astonished by the fact that when Mary hears the news that her crush has been hospitalized, she is overcome with a gold glow, finally becoming the buddha-diety figure that she's been telling herself that she is for over 50 years now. Congratulations, Mary. Your flame may be in the hospital, but you now have officially gotten your own page in every Mythology book.